Deep Discounts on Selected Children's Books

Alan P. Scott - Fictions - Marketing Genius

For some reason these weren't big sellers...

LIMITED QUANTITIES OF THE FOLLOWING ARE STILL AVAILABLE:
• I am Curious... George

  The man in yellow assists in the sexual awakening of a young simian in the big city.
  Trade paperback, 89pp. $3.50

• I Saw Daddy Fisting Santa Claus and Other Xmas Favorites

  Songs for the young and old together.
  Spiral-bound, 250pp. $10.99

• How to Scan a Moose (Vol. 1: Disassembly)

  Hard-to-find first volume of the popular series outlines the all-important first steps of the scanning process in clear and simple language.
  Trade paperback, 156pp. $5.99

• Dick Busy's Scarytown

  Follow Lowdown the Snake and Huckster the Cat as they scam their hilarious way from one side of Scarytown to the other.
  Hardback, 323pp. $16.99

All prices are in U.S. currency. Please add $3.50 shipping and handling for the first book ordered, plus $0.50 for each additional volume. Orders are shipped via UPS (Underground Pneumatic System) unless otherwise requested - please add $7.50 for overnight zeppelin service.

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This document last updated December 30, 1998.

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