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Alan P. Scott - Fictions

"endless applications" - thanks to Slim (Annie from Canetoad)

It was a Company-wide mandate. I couldn't resist and keep my job. But there's got to be a way to protest the fact that they found my secretions inconvenient.

I just wish I could cry.

Prompted by email sent to me in response to my post of "Vice Grips" on talk.bizarre. Original content on this page © Alan P. Scott. All rights reserved.

This document last updated March 10, 1998.

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