It was a Company-wide mandate. I couldn't resist and keep my job. But there's got to be a way to protest the fact that they found my secretions inconvenient.
I just wish I could cry.
Prompted by email sent to me in response to my post of "Vice Grips" on talk.bizarre. Original content on this page © Alan P. Scott. All rights reserved.
This document last updated March 10, 1998.