Got a secret identity you'd like to remain secret? Or just tired of being hit on every time you walk past a construction site, or the secretarial pool?
Introducing...
Ennui®: Eyewear from The Kent Collection
Using patented technology developed by professionals from televised bowling and grade-school science documentaries, we have created a stylish, yet innocuous, line of glasses that effectively make you INVISIBLE!
Try on a pair. Go ahead. Now walk down the street. Smile at your closest friends. No one spares you a second glance. That's the power.
And they don't come off until you take them off.
That's quality. That's JP.
Men's and ladies' styles, available in black hornrim and new tortoiseshell.
Because sometimes, anonymity is peace of mind.
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This document was last updated December 30, 1998.
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ascott@pacifier.com