Back before my son was even a fertilized egg, my wife and I were talking about our genetic heritage... we were joking around and she said, "Of course, you know, I'll have to contribute the brains and the beauty."
Although I agreed with her I was still rather affronted.
"Oh? And what's my contribution?"
Her comeback was instantaneous.
"Bulk."
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