How does he get them clean and free of super dirt? I'll bet he feels like an ass sometimes in leotards and a cape.
Such an agony of stretching without breaking! His pants should win the Academy award For their staunch reliance under stress But his shirts can all go to hell.
Robin doesn't wear them when He's gone anymore; He's found out that Catwoman's are more fun. I always said he was gay.
And you thought it was because he was fast.
It's not the package but the contents that count. She has the most aerodynamic tits of any superhero. She used to get undressed in her transparent plane until she gave three old guys heart attacks.
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