"The Duke is worth checking out ... your friends will invariably laugh when
introduced to The Duke, and hey, you never know when you'll want to throw a
luau."

<br>--- Paperback Jukebox (Portland), 16 January 1994

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No More Mister Nice Guy
(c)1993 Jim Cser
I give you purple roses, I write you pretty songs
You only want my friendship, what am I doing wrong?
I try to be a sweetheart, but nothing seems to work
Would you love me better if I acted like a jerk?

I'll forget your birthday, I'll always show up late
I'll check out all the other women when we're on a date
I'll take you to a fancy place and stick you with the check
I'll be irresistable 'cause I'll be a total jerk

No more mister nice guy -- he only finished last
No more mister nice guy -- he's buired with the past
No more mister nice guy -- the final die is cast
No more mister nice guy -- now you'll be mine at last

I'll wait a week to call you, and then I'll call collect
I'll give all your belongings to a weird religious sect
I'll bug you every day and night 'till you're a nervous wreck
You'll be mine forever 'cause I'll be a total jerk

No more mister nice guy ...


SONGLIST:
I Wanna Be Sedated // Ramones
    Cult of Personality // Living Colour
        Been Caught Stealing // Jane's Addiction
            Communication Breakdown // Led Zeppelin
                Los Angeles // X
                    Smells Like Teen Spirit // Nirvana

                        Hey Jude / Hey Joe // Beatles (sort of)
                            Speaking in Tounges  **ORIGINAL**
    IUMA SELECTION ==>          No More Mr. Nice Guy **ORIGINAL**
                                   Somethin' Stupid // Frank + Nancy Sinatra
                                        I Fall to Pieces // Patsy Cline
                                            Ripple // Grateful Dead

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